Just got dumped? Here are some ideas
—Send a stripper-gram to their next board meeting
—Order the most expensive bottle of champagne and meal at the last dinner you have together
—Fill their shampoo bottle with hair bleach
—Pledge $5000 to their alumni fund, in their name
—Seduce their best friend
—Initiate sex, the rub mentholatum on it
—Place an escort ad in the paper with their phone number
—Tell their alumni newspaper that they’ve quit their job and have started a cat sanctuary
—Get them back, then dump them
Okay, don’t do any of these. But have fun thinking about them! Then start to let it go. The best revenge is not caring…that’ll hurt them far more, and will do more for you.