Diary2024-04-06T07:21:10+00:00

Surreality TV

It’s no use, I’m going to have to withdraw from the competition. I felt fed up. He asked why, seeming surprisingly stung by disappointment. I told him it was impossible for either of us to […]

The Unspun Version: Cinderella

Amy, her stepmother Beth, and her two stepsisters, Julie and Jessica, were in a fluster. They had just received an invitation to the Royal Ball. The problem was that today was Friday, and the ball […]

Friday Night’s Mine

I happen to be alone on a Friday night this week–it’s a day I have come to loathe more than any of the “meaningful” time markings we’re forced to acknowledge, as it is the one […]

Dressing

When I dress for sex, the rules are simple. I wear tight clothes that emphasize the curves and contours of my body and draw the eye to my genitals, chest and buttocks. I sometimes wear […]

2013 is coming! Resolutions

It’s almost a new year, and every year I like to remind myself to be alert to opportunities that will satisfy my most serious vision in life. It is surprising how often those opportunities will […]

Koszonom Szepen

One of the great cities of Central Europe, Budapest is poised culturally and geographically between East and West. Part of some of history’s grandest empires, the city reflects both the exotic beauty….

Argentina–horse hockey

Argentina is a gem…an underestimated destination, to be sure. After a week of being stuffed with asado, empanadas and wine at various parillas, only my waistline is happy to be home!  We atte….

The Village by the Sea

A perfect playground for having fun–designed for the result of stress relief, connecting to self and one another, and just pure pampering. Sometimes giving back to ourselves, as my friend and I did …

The Big Easy Still Does It

I wondered how it would be, a bruised and recovering city of great fame and now great pain. While a drive through the Ninth Ward was shocking and depressing, time spent working as a model […]

Embarrassment of Riches

Few topics of conversation are more emotionally-charged than money. Socially speaking, the sordid details of your financial history–how much you came from, how much you’re making, or how much your t….

Airport Aficionado

Sometimes a taste of your destination may be found in an unlikely place: the airport. I love airports. I know that sounds crazy. The prevailing opinion is that everyone should hate airport….

Take Up Thy Tools

What a mess. I’m sitting on the floor of my bathroom, surrounded by pieces of metal chain, a porcelain tank lid, a plier, and stray water splashings. I’m trying to repair my own guest bathroom […]

It Helps Being Around Older Men

I don’t know how old you are, and I doubt I could tell by looking at you. I’m certainly no whiz when it comes to figuring out who’s had Botox injections, if the bulge around […]

Give Good Face

I’ve never been one for social networking. When Friendster first came along, I mocked my friends who got into it and then proceeded to tell me–and everyone else in the office–about each new virtual….

Comforts of All Sorts of Homes

Here’s an underlying truth: all too often, we don’t own our possessions, they own us. I remember my early days as an apartment dweller, when I rented (or even more impermanently, subleased). Decora…

Help and Be Helped

How and why do people become involved in philanthropy? Historically, that grand level of generosity arose out of a sense of noblesse oblige (but let’s not forget the tax breaks that accompany such gif…

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