Room service is one of civilization's finest ideas. I realize this may not rank alongside antibiotics or electricity in historical importance. Still. Food arriving at your door while you are wearing a robe feels like progress. I love the entire ritual. The knock. The cart. The little silver domes. The tiny vase with one flower [...]

Funny men are dangerous. Not criminally. Usually. I mean romantically. A handsome man can get your attention. A funny man can get past your defenses. This is worse. You are prepared for handsome. You see him coming. You register the suit, the jawline, the smile. Fine. Your brain files the information. Then someone makes you [...]